Candidate for the position of General Secretary
CHRISTY HORGAN
"We have concepts of a plan"
- The Hare Krishna man will be awarded an honorary PhD in culinary science
- A module dedicated to Spring Weeks will be created
- All LSE100 assignments will be outsourced to Imperial and Kings
- The Bubble Tea Machine in CBG will be replaced with a slot machine
- The globe will be flipped the right way up
- An overpass will be built between the Marshall Building and Sway
- Law students will have their readings doubled
- All students who unsuccessfully applied to Oxbridge will have their post rerouted to their first choice College
- Investment Banks no longer welcome on Campus (It is time to play hard to get)
- Jeremy Bentham will be stolen from UCL
- Any students with more than one Spring Week or Summer Internship will be forced to share
- I will double my pay on day 1 (Guaranteed)
- Wheelchair accessible table on each floor in each building
- The Student Union’s constitution will be streamlined (removed entirely)
- Rowan Atkinson annual lecture series
- The square outside CBG will be renamed “Kramer Plaza” and a 20 ft statue will be erected in his honour
- University Challenge will be rigged